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Everybody Croaks Magnet

$4.50

Embrace the grim amphibian truth with this officially licensed Steven Rhodes magnet. Measuring 2.5 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall, this little masterpiece features a chill frog in a cloak, casually lounging on a human skull with a scythe in one hand and zero regrets in the other.

Surrounded by mushrooms, cattails, and vibes, it's the perfect reminder that yes, everybody croaks. Great for your fridge, locker, or anywhere that could use a healthy dose of existential amphibian wisdom. High-quality, darkly hilarious, and dangerously relatable - slap this on and accept your froggy fate with style.