When the hell will I receive my item(s)?  Please allow 3 business days for us to process your order. Items that are custom or made to order, please allow 5-7 business days. If you do have a specific timeline you're trying to meet, just go ahead and shoot us a message and we'll let you know.

What if my item arrives damaged?   While our packaging and attention to detail is on-freaking-point, shit happens. We understand that, so if an item arrives damaged, please email photos to lemonkeyhouse@gmail.com as soon as you can (leave the post office to us) and we'll get a replacement item out to you as soon as humanly possible. 

Do you offer custom designs?   It's not as easy as it sounds, but we entertain custom designs if it works for your (and our) timeline. The lead time for this sort of thing can be up to two weeks.

International Shipping?   We do ship internationally! It is, however, not cheap, but we do include insurance on every international order just in case something happens on the unbelievably long journey. Our real time pricing calculator will give you a better idea of how much it's going to run before you commit.

Do you sell just your files so I can print myself?   Nope.

Do you print your stuff in house?   Yaaaaas, Kween. We absolutely do - all of our tshirts, prints, totes, tea towels, and stationery are printed right here in our studio in Culpeper, Virginia. We're moderately proud of that.