{"product_id":"live-fast-eat-trash-patch","title":"Live Fast Eat Trash Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn a retail landscape increasingly flooded with sanitized, mass-market bulk goods and predictable corporate \"polite\" accessories, certain artifacts serve as a definitive signal for customers who refuse to play by the rules. The Live Fast Eat Trash Patch is a specialized addition to our curated catalog, designed for independent retailers who demand a higher level of authenticity and character in their inventory. This isn't just another low-grade patch designed to occupy space in a clearance bin; it is a recognizable voice for the mavericks, the misfits, and the self-aware icons who know that a little unrefined realism—and a side of honest irony—is the only way to navigate a world of b---s--t. Featuring the quintessential \"trash panda\" motif, this patch hits the target with absolute precision, offering a high-visibility alternative to the predictable accessories clogging the mainstream pipelines. At Shady Front, we provide the industrial-grade hardware for shops that understand a little social subversion and a lot of backbone are the only things worth stocking on your shelves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: Approx. 3\" x 4\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52635430322459,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0279\/8419\/files\/Live_Fast_Eat_Trash_Patch.png?v=1784657845","url":"https:\/\/shoplemonkeyhouse.com\/products\/live-fast-eat-trash-patch","provider":"Le Monkey House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}