{"product_id":"humpty-dumpty-patch","title":"Humpty Dumpty Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003elicensed embroidered iron-on patch features the iconic children's story character -- Humpty Dumpty. Cut to shape and tightly stitched for a bold graphic look, this patch is perfect for jackets, backpacks, or anywhere you want to show some love for goth rock pioneers. Officially licensed and iron-on ready. An essential for fans of Bauhaus, dark aesthetics, and perfectly minimal chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e3.63\" x 2.75\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for…\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeing a weirdo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYour favorite jacket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDope rhymes\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003eRefusing to grow up\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShow your personality with a patch that speaks to you – Rebellious? Favorite band? Mantra? Spice up your favorite bag or backpack, jacket, hat, or whatever you want... I'm not here to tell you how to live your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur (well curated, thank you) collection of patches is guaranteed to have something (or many) for everyone. Our embroidered patches are all iron-on, but we recommend sewing before washing or using anything too hard. Heat setting is perfect for placement and light use, but a quick stitch job will make sure you don’t lose any of your beloved new patches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNOTE: No, you do not need a sewing machine and years of experience to sew on your patches. All you need is a simple sewing kit and the right color thread (and a bit of patience) and you’re all set. Go ahead and get started on rewatching Stranger Things and get busy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAll items ship from our store in Culpeper, Virginia\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Square Deal Recordings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52300103024923,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0279\/8419\/files\/Humpty_Dumpty_Patch.png?v=1780676550","url":"https:\/\/shoplemonkeyhouse.com\/products\/humpty-dumpty-patch","provider":"Le Monkey House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}