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Holds up to 20 oz—perfect for your favorite coffee, tea, or cocoa. 🌿 Eco-Friendly Durability: Made from high-temp glazed ceramic; dishwasher and microwave safe, though handwashing is recommended for lasting charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kit Cat","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50288159326491,"sku":"","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0279\/8419\/files\/Kit_Cat_Clock_Mug.png?v=1747418467"},{"product_id":"excel-sheet-mug","title":"Excel Sheet Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI talk a lot of shit for someone that's been brought to tears by an Excel Sheet...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e...and I'd do it again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e*14 oz. 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